We All Scream For MyPheme(.com)!
I'm excited to say that a piece I wrote called "Hair: The Non-Musical" has just debuted as a Featured Essay on MyPheme.com.
What's MyPheme, you ask? I will tell you now.
[ahem]
MyPheme.com is a brand new and very cool humor site whose mission is to tell it like it is. They also have a sassy broad in their banner. Both of these facts appeal mightily to me.
I hope you'll take a moment to slide over there and read the essay. I can't make specific promises, but it's highly likely that doing so will increase your personal chi, give you six-pack abs and elevate you to president of your condo association.
If you need further enticement, I will say this: it's not very long.
Thanks, as always, for your support!
I've always wanted six-pack abs. I'll have to go read :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!! Off to read...
ReplyDeleteOK...I'll bite! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'll check it out. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'll go read!
ReplyDeleteIt worked! Wow, I never thought I'd have a flat stomach again! Thank you!
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Going to check it out!
ReplyDeleteThey picked up one of my articles as well. Love that site.
ReplyDeleteThat was hysterical. Although I couldn't possibly identify. I don't own 3 Tweezerman tweezers; not me. I've never had sadistic Korean ladies with no visible pores (let alone amok facial hair) wax my downy cheeks (hey, I said FACIAL hair; why are you smirking over there?), and I certainly never ran a vibrating Schick Turbo Quattro Sensor Mach 5 over my jawline. That must be tough on you, dear.
ReplyDeletethe nonmusical hair!
ReplyDeleteCool site.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of you, this is the piece that always comes to mind -- it's like a sampler of your talent!
Congrats!! On my way now...
ReplyDeleteToday Mypheme and tomorrow The New Yorker.
ReplyDeleteYep. I'm going to check it out!
ReplyDeleteI have an uncle who, years ago when I was a child, told me that he made up the "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream" chant. I believed him, and told people this fact whenever I heard them recite the line.
ReplyDeleteMan, I must have looked like a idiot...
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This is my first connection to your blog. I connected to the other one and read it too. Great blog.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you and I being of different sexes this probably doesn't apply to you, but I know that any time I have prefaced an activity with "If you need extra enticement, It's not very long" it has not ended well. I mean, if never ends well anyway, but that really doesn't have the desired effect. Or any effect. Damn it.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Anna...I laughed out LOUD when I read that piece....and almost pee'd my pants....
ReplyDeletewhich,by the way...could you do the next one on THAT subject????
It is a masterpiece..hilarious post!