A mommy who tidies a lot,
Found a ruler perched next to the pot.
Did she seek out which treasure
They'd seen fit to measure?
Hell, no, my good sir - she did NOT!
Found a ruler perched next to the pot.
Did she seek out which treasure
They'd seen fit to measure?
Hell, no, my good sir - she did NOT!
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Cause some questions are just better left unanswered.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! Yeah, best not to ask!;-)
ReplyDeletei think we all know the answer...
ReplyDeleteLoved it.
ReplyDeleteThat was really in there? Perhaps they were measuring the length of their noses? xo molly
ReplyDeleteIf it was my daughter poop is the answer. 'Poop' (accompanied by teals of laughter,) is the answer to most everything though.
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Now THAT's a "Caption this"
ReplyDeletetee hee.
I'm just feeling a tiny bit sorry for whomever used that ruler, because it doesn't appear to be even a full 12 inch ruler.
ReplyDeleteNow, if it had been a *yardstick* ....
(And as Karen said in her comment above, in our house, poop would also, sadly, be the answer. Le sigh.)
xo
Um... so happy for you?
ReplyDeleteOh Anna. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm smiling even though I'm so damn tired I can barely move my mouth.
xo
I didn't think it was possible, but you just made me even more fearful of my boys getting older.
ReplyDeleteHope you Lysoled that thing.
Oh my. One more reason I'm glad I have girls.
ReplyDeleteThe manfriend tells me he's never measured, proper. Do I believe him?
ReplyDeleteOh my.
ReplyDeleteIs my mom still trying to embarrass me with photos from my childhood? When will the torture end?!
ReplyDeleteReminder to self: Hunt down the negatives
Oh. gosh.
ReplyDeleteI'm with MarthaPoints. Some things I just don't want the answer to, thank you very much.
You just wiped out all my excuses for not sending holiday cards in one fell swoop.
ReplyDeleteWell, I laughed out loud on this one. It made me realize how many things you can measure alone in a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteYikes.
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At least you didn't find a yardstick.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaahahahaha! So much easier with girls. They are automatically measured by cup size and it's all, er, out in the open.
ReplyDeleteyup, its best that you dont ask
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