Sunday, January 2, 2011

Big, Throbbing Nuggets...

...Of Comfort.

I'm delighted to be guest posting over at Vodka Mom's pad today, where I'm sharing a few of my favorite quotations to kick off the new year with a bang whimper rustle odd thrum vengeance.

I hope the holidays treated all of you just right.

2010 was an unusually challenging year for most everyone I know (including myself). I don't think anyone gets through life without living through periods of time that leave one feeling dazed and punch-drunk.

When I find myself in one of those years, I try to be philosophical and learn from the experience.

Here's what I've learned coming out of 2010:


I'm making 2011 my prison girlfriend.

Who's with me?
[See you over at Vodka Mom's...]

19 comments:

  1. KarenJanuary 2, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    YES! Somehow I knew you would totally nail what I needed to do in 2011 right in the head.

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  2. Vodka MomJanuary 2, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    as soon as I brush my teeth, i am giving you a BIG fat kiss.


    xoxoxox

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  3. Fragrant LiarJanuary 2, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    I bitch-slapped 2010, so I'm with you! As long as there are no prison guards. They're mean suckers.

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  4. Lori @ In Pursuit of It AllJanuary 2, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Oh hell yes.

    But only if she wears the really tight jumpsuit.

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  5. HeatherJanuary 3, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Amen, sister! A most happy New Year to you! xo

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  6. MelissaJanuary 3, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    I'm totally with you! My 2010 was filled with so much major suckage it was ridiculous!

    Happy 2011,
    Melissa

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  7. ChrisJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    I say go for it!

    Where do I get a prison girlfriend? I mean, without actually going to a prison?

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  8. The Retired OneJanuary 3, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    Too funny!! And your commentors were hilarious too!

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  9. Sharon RoseJanuary 3, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Love your post at Vodkamom's!

    I'm with you! Let's just please make sure she doesn't wear a wallet and chain and steel-toed boots. I just can't do that. . . even if it is a prison girlfriend. LOL

    Oh, and NO MULLET either!

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  10. TarjaJanuary 3, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    Really, the best part was the picture. When I make someone my girlfriend with a shiv in one hand and a rose in the other, we leap through grassy meadows like rhythmic gymnastic dancers being chased by the prison guard.

    Happy New Year! Looking forward to more of your creative genius.

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  11. AlexandraJanuary 4, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    Oh my gaaa!

    You just made me laugh out loud like a drunk on new year's eve.

    Thank you!

    And team Lefleur .... yeah Howard Dean style!

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  12. AlexandraJanuary 4, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    dang...extra u in there.

    Of course..ahem...that would be Team Lefler.

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  13. JoanieJanuary 4, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    That was some very sage advice you left over at Vodka Mom's place. Sage advice indeed.

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  14. When Pigs FlyJanuary 4, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    I like it!

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  15. KulioJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    hahahaha

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  16. Grand PoobaJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    I want a prison girlfriend!

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  17. LizzieJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    i love that! 2011... my prison girlfriend :) sounds so sweet!

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  18. Larry VashonJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Your work is great You are my new favorite on Twitter. I will also read your blog. I don't analyze why things make me laugh.

    Larry Vashon
    AAA Alumnus

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  19. essbeseeFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    2011 is my prison girlfriend! i feel a catfight coming on.

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