I've had my head stuck in the sand - I just now realized that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.....hmmmm, something tells me he won't be getting anything.
And by the way, every time I come over I get a message about how Norton is blocking an severe intrusion attempt. I'm not too worried, because Norton seems to be doing his job - but thought you'd want to know.
I'm with Ann. The only thing those chalky hearts do is prepare kids for the inevitable day when they'll have to throw back Tums. Oh, and I also forgot to buy Valentine cards for my loved ones. Go me!
My husband and I dated briefly in high school. I gave him a Valentine and when he realized his bungle, off to the store he went to purchase a very thoughtful card for me. I have never forgotten it...it totally sucked and was something I would have been better suited for his piano teacher or great aunt.
My husband and I dated briefly in high school. I gave him a Valentine and when he realized his bungle, off to the store he went to purchase a very thoughtful card for me. I have never forgotten it...it totally sucked and was something I would have been better suited for his piano teacher or great aunt.
...and there is a 99% chance that 3 chocolate inspired pounds will attach themselves lovingly to my body whether I'm in love or not.
ReplyDeleteI have begged anyone who claims to love me to NOT get me chocolates, as I have no "off" button regardint their consumption.
ReplyDeleteFilled with bloggerly love,
Pearl
Great giggle first thing in the morning! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Happy Valentines Day.
ReplyDeleteI've had my head stuck in the sand - I just now realized that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.....hmmmm, something tells me he won't be getting anything.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, every time I come over I get a message about how Norton is blocking an severe intrusion attempt. I'm not too worried, because Norton seems to be doing his job - but thought you'd want to know.
Love for my true and ridiculously talented friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd only the SweeTart hearts--not the nasty chalky ones.
-Ann
I'm with Ann. The only thing those chalky hearts do is prepare kids for the inevitable day when they'll have to throw back Tums. Oh, and I also forgot to buy Valentine cards for my loved ones. Go me!
ReplyDeleteDANG it. I've been looking at this new hair cut and wondering where I went wrong...
ReplyDeletePinking shears.
Check.
I've already had a serious make-out session with my Chihuahua. My horse is next. Happy Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteHa! "Like a brother to me." This is great...I needed the laugh this morning.
ReplyDeleteI don't need cards. Just send chocolate. What a miserable holiday!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of women who would be happy to get a Vermon Teddy bear.
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I dated briefly in high school. I gave him a Valentine and when he realized his bungle, off to the store he went to purchase a very thoughtful card for me. I have never forgotten it...it totally sucked and was something I would have been better suited for his piano teacher or great aunt.
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I dated briefly in high school. I gave him a Valentine and when he realized his bungle, off to the store he went to purchase a very thoughtful card for me. I have never forgotten it...it totally sucked and was something I would have been better suited for his piano teacher or great aunt.
ReplyDeleteUnlike Ann, I will only eat the chalky hearts. Except for the ones I'm sharing with you.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the flowers. My waistline doesn't need anymore chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't advise telling Valentine stalker he's like a brother to you. He may be into incest.
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