tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post1047909646707927090..comments2023-10-15T05:51:49.134-07:00Comments on Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder.: Your Metaphysical Questions AnsweredAnna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-83024231892509589972010-05-26T18:11:25.658-07:002010-05-26T18:11:25.658-07:00Don't you just love kid questions and comments...Don't you just love kid questions and comments? When my son was 5, he figured out why cars don't park on clouds. It's because theyd fall through and squish the bugs.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07677610848002972808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-11548170578250105692010-05-25T10:22:11.892-07:002010-05-25T10:22:11.892-07:00After persuading my wife to explain the birds and ...After persuading my wife to explain the birds and the bees while I was elsewhere, my seven year old boy (the elder of my two) came upstairs and asked me...<br /><br />"Dad, what's it like when you give the lady the sperms?"<br /><br />Several coughs later I mumbled that it was OK, but twice was enough, then pointed to a spider and ran away.<br /><br />I'll have to remember the one about God - thanksGlenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-6579409496422853922010-05-25T08:11:24.434-07:002010-05-25T08:11:24.434-07:00Wish I'd had these answers ten years ago. Glad...Wish I'd had these answers ten years ago. Glad to have found you at Blog Catalog.Cat Wisdom 101https://www.blogger.com/profile/10064368509201590560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-88352456437958382782010-05-23T15:29:44.229-07:002010-05-23T15:29:44.229-07:00Hi Anna,
I did start a book when son Eli was star...Hi Anna,<br /><br />I did start a book when son Eli was starting to talk, to capture all the miracles and wonder. That lasted about two months. Sad, because he really did come up with some old man wisdom when he was 3 or 4. Good because there is no evidence of the 'answers' I gave him. I'm still fighting extradition to Oklahoma for promising my niece that planting M&Ms along the soccer field sidelines would grow huge M&M trees. Well, it was better than watching her brother play soccer. At age 6 they are like herding cats...HogsAteMySister,comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232596488203129645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-15031739393738464252010-05-21T18:41:47.873-07:002010-05-21T18:41:47.873-07:00LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Omg I just spit water on my monitor...LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Omg I just spit water on my monitor!Big Mama Casshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12031672182411200742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-33470735314906436452010-05-21T08:23:50.061-07:002010-05-21T08:23:50.061-07:00The Calvin and Hobbes approach to the big question...The Calvin and Hobbes approach to the big questions.<br /><br />Calvin: Where does wind come from?<br />Dad: Trees sneezing.<br /><br />My mom did this with my kids. Made elementary school science pretty interesting. <br /><br />-Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha PointsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-33538795247120712842010-05-20T13:01:52.795-07:002010-05-20T13:01:52.795-07:00Leave it to a kid to leave an adult tongue-tied. H...Leave it to a kid to leave an adult tongue-tied. Heeehehehe!<br /><br />Ya'll have a terrifically blessed day!!!Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10175389676508928061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-65263787406610092762010-05-19T21:28:14.329-07:002010-05-19T21:28:14.329-07:00Anna:
My daughter is wondering why i don't ha...Anna:<br /><br />My daughter is wondering why i don't have a boyfriend. <br /><br />I await your response.bernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-6395769975865297962010-05-19T17:27:20.459-07:002010-05-19T17:27:20.459-07:00Love your answers. Mind if I borrow them. This i...Love your answers. Mind if I borrow them. This is my second time around with kids so I have forgotten what I said the first six times. The Medicare MomJody Worshamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265796303516276553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-11015017295910360162010-05-19T11:48:27.608-07:002010-05-19T11:48:27.608-07:00Nice blog today:) But I always like to ask the kid...Nice blog today:) But I always like to ask the kid back...well, what do you think happens? (and then say 'yes' to whatever new myth they manufacture). :)Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01793077012143289985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-72335436434328313332010-05-19T09:12:48.360-07:002010-05-19T09:12:48.360-07:00It was really very very funny!!
Thanks a lot for s...It was really very <a href="http://short-funny-jokes.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">very funny</a>!!<br />Thanks a lot for sharing!<br />I always love to read your new post!Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10225400976915076579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-12909039449476228172010-05-17T11:09:08.777-07:002010-05-17T11:09:08.777-07:00Timing really is everything...I'm so glad I ha...Timing really is everything...I'm so glad I have a mold-able youngster still at home that I can try these out on. Thanks!Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-16174659772590356992010-05-17T08:20:49.628-07:002010-05-17T08:20:49.628-07:00Oh, shuttle bus is the little known 19th circle of...Oh, shuttle bus is the little known 19th circle of hell.KLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07148991868974040605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-21232310708937589712010-05-17T08:18:40.465-07:002010-05-17T08:18:40.465-07:00I like to turn the questions around and say, "...I like to turn the questions around and say, "what do you think?" It works like a charm.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-78570268475254171232010-05-16T20:22:00.546-07:002010-05-16T20:22:00.546-07:00It was something I marveled at not too long ago th...It was something I marveled at not too long ago that the minute you give birth to a child you go from being the person with all the questions to the one with all the answers. My kid is so in trouble.CaraBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04614627167922944626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-20821804270812156272010-05-16T19:37:20.021-07:002010-05-16T19:37:20.021-07:00Many thanks! I wasn't sure what I was going t...Many thanks! I wasn't sure what I was going to tell my kid when he got old enough to ask such questions. Now I'm prepared.<br /><br />-terribleanalogies.comHermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-14233212741426890492010-05-16T08:31:32.856-07:002010-05-16T08:31:32.856-07:00Two weeks ago I so could have used this. Oldest di...Two weeks ago I so could have used this. Oldest did really ask me "Where did we come from?"<br /><br />I told him to correctly phrase the question as "From where did we come, dear Mother?"<br /><br />That baffled him enough to forget the question. Thank God.<br /><br />You're pure genius, as usual. Bookmarking.Ashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16041241998702255016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-72274702873026135912010-05-16T04:33:15.979-07:002010-05-16T04:33:15.979-07:00I was capable of answering, looking up, or making ...I was capable of answering, looking up, or making up the answers to any question thrown at me until "how does the baby get out?" suddenly shifted one day to "BUT, how does the baby get IN?" Then I went into full-on def-con five stammer-and-distract mode. It worked for what I can only assume is temporarily until the quenstioner remembers that question never got answered. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the trampoline option.<br /><br />Does that come with free delivery and set up?MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-84998612808731325182010-05-15T11:08:35.242-07:002010-05-15T11:08:35.242-07:00I fumbled through with my children but thanks for ...I fumbled through with my children but thanks for the answers. I have 8 8/9 grandchildren to mess up now!joanne leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00433088239412080529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-82627191244561054642010-05-15T04:18:14.062-07:002010-05-15T04:18:14.062-07:00I'm liking the "shuttle bus" comment...I'm liking the "shuttle bus" comment. Sadly, I don't have any answers either. Wish I did as I would love the purple pony and the zillion dollars.When Pigs Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930564541028569091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-36736268406350171462010-05-14T19:53:41.631-07:002010-05-14T19:53:41.631-07:00My yard is not big enough for even one trampoline....My yard is not big enough for even one trampoline. I'm so screwed.Sharihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377800774595205630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-59569071447926167562010-05-13T22:30:28.591-07:002010-05-13T22:30:28.591-07:00My poor kids think their names are "google it...My poor kids think their names are "google it."Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-23390034022304705042010-05-13T18:54:40.757-07:002010-05-13T18:54:40.757-07:00Beats the crap out of me..until I was twelve I tho...Beats the crap out of me..until I was twelve I thought the trees moved themselves and that is what made wind...hey,I saw those mean trees in the Wizard of Oz,they were alive... so what else could I believe???!!!! Gheesh!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-79457588420571461692010-05-13T10:55:29.610-07:002010-05-13T10:55:29.610-07:00Thanks for the laugh!Thanks for the laugh!Savor The Dayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02283417857832610906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-86998860014140120752010-05-13T06:57:45.030-07:002010-05-13T06:57:45.030-07:00Those are golden. They go perfectly with the lates...Those are golden. They go perfectly with the latest parenting manual I recently picked up. "Great Lies To Tell Small Kids." Favorite example:<br /><br />"That word dad uses sometimes... it means 'please.' Use it at school."Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11609041651482395857noreply@blogger.com