tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post2792979058923235679..comments2023-10-15T05:51:49.134-07:00Comments on Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder.: An Open Letter To Verizon WirelessAnna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-10649094132236217872011-09-29T08:13:48.629-07:002011-09-29T08:13:48.629-07:00Ha, this is perfect. I keep my phone on silent bec...Ha, this is perfect. I keep my phone on silent because there is just no tempo that suits me, like a high-pitched "I want a snaaaaaack."Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13878038989134267309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-37962307265661517392011-09-27T08:42:26.381-07:002011-09-27T08:42:26.381-07:00My addition would be the frantic dog barking when ...My addition would be the frantic dog barking when they my own Hounds of the Baskervilles start going nuts for no apparent reason. This is enough to get anyone's attention.When Pigs Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930564541028569091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-45678800049014970862011-09-26T14:11:19.437-07:002011-09-26T14:11:19.437-07:00I just found you through MainStreetMusings (she no...I just found you through MainStreetMusings (she nominated both of us for an award!) and after reading this post, I can see why she gave you the VB honor. So. Funny! I'm subscribing right now :)<br /><br />http://sipsofjenandtonic.comJen and Tonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15521527507409190319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-73281866672092450532011-09-26T08:26:21.496-07:002011-09-26T08:26:21.496-07:00hahah brilliant!hahah brilliant!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-49495419337785674592011-09-26T08:01:47.467-07:002011-09-26T08:01:47.467-07:00Anna--Too funny! BTW, I wanted you to know that I...Anna--Too funny! BTW, I wanted you to know that I nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award because your blogs are hilarious. You can find the rules on my latest post should you choose to accept this very prestigious award :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-28444016697283681062011-09-26T05:50:09.683-07:002011-09-26T05:50:09.683-07:00PS: thanks for coming over. As I always say, it&#...PS: thanks for coming over. As I always say, it's nice to start the day seeing your mustache. Oh wait. Those were dreams. Never mind.K A B L O O E Yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12995547356428809262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-712803137058130122011-09-25T13:46:51.155-07:002011-09-25T13:46:51.155-07:00Oh how funny. I can so relate to the off-balance ...Oh how funny. I can so relate to the off-balance washing machine. And the husband sighing over taxes. And the crinkle of wax paper at the doctor's office. And ...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12586581766383380976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-17365186377810204682011-09-24T20:08:56.554-07:002011-09-24T20:08:56.554-07:00Mmmm... sausage. Hey, how about Homer Simpson say...Mmmm... sausage. Hey, how about Homer Simpson saying "Mmmm.. sausage?" Or my GPS lady calmly announcing "rerouting... rerouting...." Or my mother saying "I haven't heard from you lately." How about "If you'd like to make a call, simply hang up and dial again."K A B L O O E Yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12995547356428809262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-80068507787896012102011-09-23T12:04:05.427-07:002011-09-23T12:04:05.427-07:00Adding a flushing toilet ringtone would make my li...Adding a flushing toilet ringtone would make my life complete.Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06666092475697376974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-47570148301244430062011-09-23T10:17:59.944-07:002011-09-23T10:17:59.944-07:00Oh, I hear ya. I'm with US Cellular and their...Oh, I hear ya. I'm with US Cellular and their best (least annoying) ringtone is "snowflake." It sounds like a little kid playing the triangle every time my phone rings. So embarrassing, but I'm too lazy to change it.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06524085442453544734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-85373946363895224972011-09-23T02:36:23.513-07:002011-09-23T02:36:23.513-07:00Love these.
Verizon is so lucky to have your inpu...Love these.<br /><br />Verizon is so lucky to have your input.Marinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-42501429160719367092011-09-19T19:52:09.143-07:002011-09-19T19:52:09.143-07:00The chorus to King Missile's "Detachable ...The chorus to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" is my ring tone when I get a call from my boss. It's only embarrassing when he calls me when I'm in the middle of a meeting...HermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-49494217011765388932011-09-19T19:17:08.434-07:002011-09-19T19:17:08.434-07:00If I had to listen to someone's phone blast &q...If I had to listen to someone's phone blast "gas powered leaf blower," I think I'd be called to commit a severe act of violence. There are enough of those in my neighborhood, and my walls feel my rage. (So maybe we should tell Verizon to nix that from the list.)Jana@anattitudeadjustment.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04137422825569209352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-9989194006336391972011-09-19T18:31:24.926-07:002011-09-19T18:31:24.926-07:00Hilarious, but don't mention the word Verizon ...Hilarious, but don't mention the word Verizon in my vicinity or you'll have to have a ring tone that sounds like a Dirty Harry special-what were those-44 Magnums? Intangible Heartshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05047040538015079182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-58332914783345875562011-09-19T17:34:39.099-07:002011-09-19T17:34:39.099-07:00I didn't just laugh--I cackled. I did.I didn't just laugh--I cackled. I did.Ann Imighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-25398052410499763112011-09-19T16:56:59.223-07:002011-09-19T16:56:59.223-07:00All excellent.
May suggest the addition of a refr...All excellent.<br /><br />May suggest the addition of a refrigerator door slamming and someone saying, "Why is there never anything to <i>eat</i> in this house?"Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-23936175854475288052011-09-19T15:46:18.530-07:002011-09-19T15:46:18.530-07:00Great ideas...each one better than the one before....Great ideas...each one better than the one before...you are a ringtone<br />savant!!<br /><br />OpinionsToGo"As We Speak"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16691300732159827770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-19158735695807496532011-09-19T13:07:19.947-07:002011-09-19T13:07:19.947-07:00Might I add a couple that would definitely make it...Might I add a couple that would definitely make it onto a telephone near me?<br /><br />- That *hork, hork, horrrrrrrrrrk* sound a cat makes immediately preceding the gacking up of a hairball<br /><br />- "Mom? Mom? MOM? MOOOOM? MOOOO-OOOOOOM? Mommommommommommomoooooooom?" I mean, that one is a classic, no?<br /><br />- My dad saying "Pull my finger" (Actually, I'd be willing to bet some cheetos that there already is a Pull My Finger ringtone someplace, though not done in my father's dulcet tones)<br /><br />- The "CHUNG CHUNG" sound from Law & OrderHeatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04027001537835285847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-65927148907548170662011-09-19T11:06:37.799-07:002011-09-19T11:06:37.799-07:00I'll vote for any of your ideas.....you won my...I'll vote for any of your ideas.....you won my heart by reminding me of "toodle loo".......why ever did that fall out of fashion?Lohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08398370059689865989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-44865413258097859192011-09-19T10:41:28.572-07:002011-09-19T10:41:28.572-07:00I'm moving to LA just so I have a chance to wi...I'm moving to LA just so I have a chance to win the tickets. <br /><br />I also vote for the crinkling sound of the gyno exam table paper. That sentence looks terribly wrong to me. Then again, I'm not a writer so I'm cool with that.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843459906469325667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-843759520212940912011-09-19T08:33:39.442-07:002011-09-19T08:33:39.442-07:00Fabulous. :-) Can I also add, as possible ring-t...Fabulous. :-) Can I also add, as possible ring-tone material, the sound of a bum next to a running bus yelling "Transfer! I'm selling a transfer!"<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-6380247096050019172011-09-19T07:47:13.085-07:002011-09-19T07:47:13.085-07:00heehee.
"Living large in our medium sized wa...heehee.<br /><br />"Living large in our medium sized way."<br /><br />And I vote for the crinkling of the gynecologist's office paper.<br /><br />oops...you just said doctor's office, I"m the one that took it to the gyno's.<br /><br />Yeah, well..shows you what I gotta do this week.<br /><br />xoAlexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.com