tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post590555233916739055..comments2023-10-15T05:51:49.134-07:00Comments on Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder.: Sure Signs That I've Been CursedAnna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-27608699696422760722008-11-20T09:40:00.000-08:002008-11-20T09:40:00.000-08:00LOL- "Hai Karate"...I thought she wore "Canoe".LOL- "Hai Karate"...I thought she wore "Canoe".Sue Wilkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-89601495368143936322008-11-18T09:37:00.000-08:002008-11-18T09:37:00.000-08:00That explains my entire high school experience. I...That explains my entire high school experience. I was always falling down stairs (the Chevy Chase way, of course), but instead of a yard full of crows it was a target on my head with pigeons. I swear, how often do you get bulls-eyed by pigeons on a weekly basis? Way weird. <BR/>I hope you get your curse lifted soon!jennifersusanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03395409613208580971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-81460310255467146422008-11-17T06:33:00.000-08:002008-11-17T06:33:00.000-08:00Oh crap! Just stopped by to lend you that lucky ra...Oh crap! Just stopped by to lend you that lucky rabbit's foot you loaned me after I got kidnapped by really cute male ecoterrorists. Turned out it wasn't a curse.<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo... the curse must be spreading because I've somehow missed some posts here. I've got to get caught up.<BR/><BR/>Or you know, maybe it wasn't a curse after all. Maybe a burly officer of the court was just about to serve you papers for your last jaywalking infraction when you slipped and fell. He decided to flee and get the charges dropped after you fell because he feared legal reprisal.Blicky Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08198957897679628835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-40224863053710635752008-11-16T16:21:00.000-08:002008-11-16T16:21:00.000-08:00So, are your murder of crows gone? Because on Fri...So, are your murder of crows gone? Because on Friday morning, there was a strangely high number of them lining our street as I walked my kiddo to the bus stop for school. She even noticed and commented - there were crows perched atop neighboring houses, in the front yards, and a couple on the sidewalk in front of us, all cawing in this creepy, horror-movie type way (think: the avian equivalent of Vincent Price's laugh at the end of Thriller). <BR/><BR/>I tried to put on a brave front for Kiddo's sake - they were clearly making her nervous, and my kid is a regular Doctor Doolittle, so this was unusual in and of itself. I also was nervous though, because it was SO dang WEIRD.<BR/><BR/>Flash forward twenty-four hours: Kiddo suddenly develops a raging fever, I rush her to the pediatrician's office where she proceeds to upchuck all over the both of us while awaiting test results (detailed in all the gory glory over on my blog). Mere hours later, *I* am upchucking everything from the shredded wheat I ate for breakfast that morning to the Trick or Treat-sized boxes of Milk Duds I'd inhaled two weeks prior.<BR/><BR/>So, curse of the crows, or coincidence? Hmmmmmm........Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04027001537835285847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-61987391846708086492008-11-16T13:32:00.000-08:002008-11-16T13:32:00.000-08:00Hey, you might try the Protego protection spell. I...Hey, you might try the Protego protection spell. It worked for Harry Potter.<BR/><BR/>Also, I'd love to quote you on my blog. Would you email me about it?musingwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112230052732661921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-75486381073534072832008-11-16T08:57:00.000-08:002008-11-16T08:57:00.000-08:00Do not, I repeat, DO NOT accept apples or any othe...Do not, I repeat, DO NOT accept apples or any other too-good-to-be-true snacks from any crones tha may cross your path.Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15137265140715548518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-66254976131390198102008-11-15T23:04:00.000-08:002008-11-15T23:04:00.000-08:00I think we had the same P.E.teacher/"freelance emo...I think we had the same P.E.teacher/"freelance emotional terrorist" because mine also had a salt and pepper bob and cat eyed classes. <BR/><BR/>As a matter of fact she looked a lot like that witch who sent you the message on Twitter. Do you think that awful message could be from her? <BR/><BR/>Golly, that witch looks angry...but to be fair, if I had to look at that face in the mirror every morning...well... I don't know what I would do. <BR/><BR/>I guess putting hexes on people via the internet is the only job opportunity available for a retired "emotional terrorist." <BR/><BR/>And I don't think you're cursed...because talented and kind people are never cursed. That's what I think anyway, and I think it because I want to. <BR/><BR/>And you're absolutely hilarious. I'm glad you survived your fall~ <BR/><BR/>Because I want to give you a Quiz Whiz badge for cleverly answering Tuesday's Question on A Nice Place In The Sun. <BR/><BR/>I think it's the third post on my main page. I've been trying to let everyone who received a badge know, but I was running behind for another deadline. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh and congrats on your badge. <BR/><BR/>Have a happy Sunday~ :))<BR/><BR/>Cheers~ <BR/><BR/>Annieaniceplaceinthesun.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12356497322124481526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-34960708527046247372008-11-14T20:39:00.000-08:002008-11-14T20:39:00.000-08:00Oh that gave me a good belly laugh!Yuck on your do...Oh that gave me a good belly laugh!<BR/><BR/>Yuck on your dog, I hate when they go across the floor like that! Specially, when my kids would be crawling after them.WheresMyAngelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846463631273691864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-77027686244788708262008-11-14T19:44:00.000-08:002008-11-14T19:44:00.000-08:00I'd say watch out for black cats, but those damn c...I'd say watch out for black cats, but those damn crows are probably eating one in your backyard alreadyAndy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-83745947728257724702008-11-14T18:47:00.000-08:002008-11-14T18:47:00.000-08:00That all does sound a bit troubling.Oh - marinka s...That all does sound a bit troubling.<BR/><BR/>Oh - marinka sent me.the mama bird diarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04248352454666306821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-13474768875587948952008-11-14T17:29:00.000-08:002008-11-14T17:29:00.000-08:00If you are going to fall down the stairs, you migh...If you are going to fall down the stairs, you might as well do a bang-up job...<BR/><BR/>get a spotlight and a timer to come on every hour for 15-20 minutes all night long. The birds hate to have their beauty sleep interrupted. <BR/><BR/>Worm your cockapoo... that's why (usually) they drag their butt on the carpet... unless, of course, it just makes her feel so good it brings out the beast in her... but it you can smell it, it's probably worms.<BR/><BR/>Burn candles, Girl, Burn candles...anything but citrus scents.<BR/><BR/>Make an appointment with a good hypnotherapist (I know they must have them in Cal-i-for-ni-a)and have them replace the gray bob and cat's eye glasses with any one of the Chipmunk dancers or Chippendale Chair Guys or whatever they are called. Being an er...uh.. older, respectecled lai-dy, I don't know for sure about those stripped or strippered men dancers with the hot hunky bodies... oh, my, I think I'm having a hot flash. I think I'll call my cell phone now... I just learned how to turn it on to vibrate... <BR/><BR/>Anyhow I hope I have dispelled your concerns about hexes and your sparkle comes back into your life... <BR/><BR/>Feel free to not print this dissertation... it was only intended to help and I just got carried away.<BR/><BR/>Oh, my, my phone is ringing.. I must go now...<BR/><BR/>HelenReddirt Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08485995791439570214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-84458837958644223802008-11-14T17:21:00.000-08:002008-11-14T17:21:00.000-08:00I wouldn't worry about any threats from CursedYouA...I wouldn't worry about any threats from CursedYouAre until she UNfollows you. Then, run for the hills, lady!!!Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-26612282611605549322008-11-14T15:30:00.000-08:002008-11-14T15:30:00.000-08:00i come back here every day. and each time, i read ...i come back here every day. and each time, i read "i fell down a flight of stairs yesterday." how many times can a girl fall down a flight of stairs??? at least strap a pillow on your ass if this thing is becoming part of your regular routine. i'm getting worried about you...horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-36637825700373839102008-11-14T14:21:00.000-08:002008-11-14T14:21:00.000-08:00Thanks for the well-wishes... although, considerin...Thanks for the well-wishes... although, considering your curse status, not so sure I need your support :) <BR/>Seriously-thanks! I and puppy are doing better!Templehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05014978197376226632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-16380919155384914082008-11-14T13:36:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:36:00.000-08:00Obviously you have been doing this forever and so ...Obviously you have been doing this forever and so it might not be that special to hear....But I am sooo excited that you are my first follower and my first comment. You have made this blog thing a reality! <BR/><BR/>THANK YOU! <BR/><BR/>Now, (not to try to sound tooo stalkerish) I have been reading you the whole time......You are HILIRIOUS!!! <BR/><BR/><BR/>Keep in mind....Margaritas can cure many things!!Elisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00841506560645252053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-91004511309868363852008-11-14T13:10:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:10:00.000-08:00Have either the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse appea...Have either the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse appeared over the hill?<BR/><BR/>Has the grim reaper come knocking?<BR/><BR/>Are you sure you just haven't eaten something dodgy that's given you strange hallucinations and none of this is real?Imogen Lamport, AICI CIPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16796095692232856223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-8351785972162240822008-11-14T12:58:00.000-08:002008-11-14T12:58:00.000-08:00I think some well-placed garlic is in order here. ...I think some well-placed garlic is in order here. I realize that's usually reserved for vampires, but it could work here too.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00892293258799500751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-80712487180854593412008-11-14T12:06:00.000-08:002008-11-14T12:06:00.000-08:00you are so funny. I can still remember my 6th grad...you are so funny. I can still remember my 6th grade PE teacher MR.Krebs who we all thought was pregnant. He and his wife had 11 children between them and he was so over weight us 12 year olds thought he might be helping Mrs. Krebs with having some of the kiddies.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18183043671142742318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-22035860999124048422008-11-14T11:04:00.000-08:002008-11-14T11:04:00.000-08:00I almost peed that was so funny!! But just to be s...I almost peed that was so funny!! But just to be safe....stay away from k? :-)Queenie Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13372885558434883470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-26650082877032743342008-11-14T10:52:00.000-08:002008-11-14T10:52:00.000-08:00I wouldn't worry. Your cockapoo probably just lik...I wouldn't worry. Your cockapoo probably just likes the feel of your carpet on her butt. Now when she does that on your cheeseburg!!!... then you've got problems.Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-35724922358767401982008-11-14T10:37:00.000-08:002008-11-14T10:37:00.000-08:00I have given you yet another award. You are going ...I have given you yet another award. You are going to need a bigger mantle. Hope this award proves definitively that you are not cursed.La Belette Rougehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05686717070120116918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-87348501057146756232008-11-14T10:01:00.000-08:002008-11-14T10:01:00.000-08:00LOL! Hope you didn't hurt yourself...LOL! Hope you didn't hurt yourself...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-50000525375797105082008-11-14T09:51:00.000-08:002008-11-14T09:51:00.000-08:00OK, this was the funniest thing I have read in a l...OK, this was the funniest thing I have read in a long time...it brought tears to my eyes...the laughing kind, not the whiney kind. You are one talented hexed lady. I wish I had half your wit!Mammatalkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02817604771276398853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-42536686058043964242008-11-14T07:39:00.000-08:002008-11-14T07:39:00.000-08:00Oh, poor little hexed soul! I feel for you but do...Oh, poor little hexed soul! I feel for you but don't come near me, I hear those things can be contagious or something!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for visiting me, I LOVE your blog, funny, entertaining. Can I come back and visit? Please please please?Grand Poobahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18223439935987831945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-34734613319614614152008-11-14T07:38:00.000-08:002008-11-14T07:38:00.000-08:00are you sure the hai-karate scent isn't your cocka...are you sure the hai-karate scent isn't your cockapoo's butt juice? (marinka sent me)shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.com