tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post6073237718103484435..comments2023-10-15T05:51:49.134-07:00Comments on Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder.: Surprise Contest!Anna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-37194750481411739812010-10-06T21:23:00.627-07:002010-10-06T21:23:00.627-07:00haha! nice!
Toothbrush doesn't want to do tha...haha! nice!<br /><br />Toothbrush doesn't want to do that job anymore! It hung itself haha!<br /><br />Please visit Wonderful Life at http://www.lifepath4u.comAndy Badidishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02319079622327415107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-38361980129196498382010-10-06T16:03:05.646-07:002010-10-06T16:03:05.646-07:00Girls turning guys (in a good way). Check this mod...Girls turning guys (in a good way). Check this modest social blog<br />http://socialworldtoday.blogspot.comGlobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10682004839935870033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-43246866361521936102010-09-26T18:04:37.288-07:002010-09-26T18:04:37.288-07:00You know, the caption that won is the perfect one ...You know, the caption that won is the perfect one to win.<br /><br />STill, I wish I would've tried.<br /><br />Gotta work on my self talk and self esteem.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-45963668914390125232010-09-26T14:10:15.095-07:002010-09-26T14:10:15.095-07:00AM I TOO LATE!?!?!
--WendiAM I TOO LATE!?!?!<br /><br />--WendiMouthy Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05618503748098564030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-54884147343524955592010-09-23T18:25:15.977-07:002010-09-23T18:25:15.977-07:00Hilarious!Hilarious!Lavender n Lattéshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00783456983649558037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-35775469042639457162010-09-23T12:45:01.035-07:002010-09-23T12:45:01.035-07:00ug i wish id seen this way sooner! I know im super...ug i wish id seen this way sooner! I know im super late but i still want to give you a catpion.<br /><br />Caption: Electric toothbrush: "I know they call it the choking game and all but...is it supposed to be this hard to breath?"Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738167795345117068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-85383212613610955112010-09-23T06:05:36.175-07:002010-09-23T06:05:36.175-07:00Love the captions everyone came up with. Damn, I m...Love the captions everyone came up with. Damn, I missed the contest. Looking forward to seeing who the winner is.When Pigs Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930564541028569091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-2559309161538450882010-09-17T12:59:31.649-07:002010-09-17T12:59:31.649-07:00Toothy, honey? Honest, I can explain that Wii cont...Toothy, honey? Honest, I can explain that Wii controller you found in our bed...Bama Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05724086696721738499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-28614423201293831532010-09-17T08:36:49.484-07:002010-09-17T08:36:49.484-07:00"Well the cat's in the cradle and the fau..."Well the cat's in the cradle and the faucet too,<br />With toothbrush blue and the cord running through.<br />When you finish charging better wash your hands,<br />Cause things tangle up here fast, man, cause things tangle up here fast." <br /><br />After trying hard to add a little semantic meat to this, I've just decided that it makes about as much sense as the original. <br /><br />Lori<br />pointsforlori(at)hotmail(dot)comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-32500669859984238412010-09-17T05:11:22.971-07:002010-09-17T05:11:22.971-07:00When Lorelei woke up and looked over at what she&#...When Lorelei woke up and looked over at what she'd picked up in the night, she realized it was time to lay off the Scope.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843459906469325667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-65010833845971402302010-09-17T01:27:47.101-07:002010-09-17T01:27:47.101-07:00On reflection, Gina realised that giving Jack the ...On reflection, Gina realised that giving Jack the "Kung Fu Fighting" singing toothbrush he so badly wanted had probably <b>NOT</b> been the best idea ever.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03539741531465320180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-5124954339320014552010-09-16T12:50:47.725-07:002010-09-16T12:50:47.725-07:00Remote controlled lederhosen would be great if the...Remote controlled lederhosen would be great if they were human sized. All you'd need to do is get some sucker to wear them and bam!Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-23291830151873460562010-09-16T09:20:51.586-07:002010-09-16T09:20:51.586-07:00We throw a big Oktoberfest party every year, in wh...We throw a big Oktoberfest party every year, in which windup hopping lederhosen have (naturally) been featured in the past. When my daughter was younger, she was absolutely petrified by these things. I don't know why. But I'm sure her therapist will have a field day with this down the road. <br /><br />"When, exactly, did you notice that you had a fear of German leather pants?"Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-24856315139282260842010-09-15T17:18:17.269-07:002010-09-15T17:18:17.269-07:00I don't think I met you at the Erma Bombeck Co...I don't think I met you at the Erma Bombeck Conference, but I am going to in Ojai! So excited about attending! mollyMOLLYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15066029433051846841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-18871415098512455712010-09-15T15:43:46.911-07:002010-09-15T15:43:46.911-07:00The handerpants are definitely a must
But the bott...The handerpants are definitely a must<br />But the bottle opener might come in handy more often<br />But both are fun<br />Life decisions like these are not fun<br />-Kendra<br />EgoTVonline.comAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14825521472810190302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-68072898072783871672010-09-15T10:16:50.680-07:002010-09-15T10:16:50.680-07:00No means no!No means no!Lauren Cobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14286037588422006224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-62692894943694630602010-09-15T10:03:10.332-07:002010-09-15T10:03:10.332-07:00"I could've sworn on a stack of Bibles th..."I could've sworn on a stack of Bibles that if the toothbrush hit the wall, the entire house would've collapsed killing us all. So I had to fashion a make-shift rig to immobilize the unstable structure. The density of the solid metal seemed the perfect anchor. It was an incredibly great idea at the time, okay!"Jun Kitatanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548917725897396372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-34854188761351179522010-09-15T08:17:31.669-07:002010-09-15T08:17:31.669-07:00Bon Jovi had spent so much time playing "Cowb...Bon Jovi had spent so much time playing "Cowboy Capture" on the DS that once sentient, it had no choice but to utilize lasso action.KLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07148991868974040605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-50194183650468429242010-09-14T18:14:28.119-07:002010-09-14T18:14:28.119-07:00Electronics bondage...who knew?Electronics bondage...who knew?Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17385290159403288196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-41886503638172271542010-09-14T17:40:15.176-07:002010-09-14T17:40:15.176-07:00Mizz Faucet lassos Mr Toothbrush in hopes of getti...Mizz Faucet lassos Mr Toothbrush in hopes of getting a good deep cleaning.<br /><br />No?Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-42951352669832102392010-09-14T17:23:27.799-07:002010-09-14T17:23:27.799-07:00My caption. "The green toothbrush only LOOKS...My caption. "The green toothbrush only LOOKS innocent."lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-83992270022732333812010-09-14T15:43:28.984-07:002010-09-14T15:43:28.984-07:00Shit. I've got nothing. Nothing. Off to drink ...Shit. I've got nothing. Nothing. Off to drink a Diet Pepsi and see if inspiration strikes.Anna Whiston-Donaldsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1596278161414501200.post-52715784562133919082010-09-14T15:27:18.335-07:002010-09-14T15:27:18.335-07:00*ahem*
In response to the thousands of questions ...*ahem*<br /><br />In response to the thousands of questions that have poured in through the LJKGW Multiplex switchboard today, allow me to clarify a few things:<br /><br />1. Yes, this is a real contest.<br /><br />2. Yes, there is such a thing as remote-controlled lederhosen. <br /><br />3. You will not lose points for guessing.<br /><br />4. I find that a paprika/WD-40 mixture stops the itching right away.<br /><br />5. No, because the last time you borrowed it, you returned it with dull blades.<br /><br />That should cover it. Thank you.<br /><br />~ AnnaAnna Leflerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.com