I'm sorry, but this is perhaps the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life.
Rather than Christmas, I think more appropriate gifting opportunities for this particular item include:
- A "get out" gift for that special someone
- A little something to leave behind for the person who called out a name other than yours during sex (with you)
- A heads-up for your parole office that you've skipped town
- A token to nail to your ex's front door to show you stopped by...with your hatchet.
Please Note: This is not a craft project assembled by underprivileged children in a struggling nation or the like. Because that wouldn't be funny at all. Nope, this is just a regular old item being sold in a regular old catalog...for $35.00.
Just so you know - my Wish Flingers are priced to move at a budget-friendly $29.99, so come on by the storefront and finish up that holiday shopping! I will not be undersold!
In Other News...
I will be taking a little BlogLand breaky-poo over the holidays, so let me take this opportunity to wish ALL of you...
Cheers, friends, and may the new year bring nothing but joy to your doorstep. See you in 2011!