- Factoids On Mucus
- Professional Chefs Who Ride Bicycles
- Benefits to Having Longer Labia [I know! WhatEVER.]
- Labeled a Slut in High School?
And these are the ones I MADE UP:
- Use of Balloon Animals in Anger-Management Courses
- Tips on Winterizing Your Mullet
- Men's Sport Kilt: The New Choice for Casual Friday?
- Finding the Right Personal Stylist for Your Baby or Toddler
It gives one pause, yes? Thanks to EVERYONE who commented and participated!
(On a side note, I, for one, think it takes a big man to wear a kilt. Especially in, say, West Virginia. And even more especially if your job is something like delivering bottled water or teaching 7th grade. In my book, wearing clothes that have a built-in danger factor is indicative of a certain heartiness of spirit melded with good-natured whimsicality that I find kind of appealing. I might be an enthusiast. Whatever. I'm just sayin'.)
Now, get over here and give me some sugar (and two cool badges).
On the blog bling front, I've had two lovely surprises this week.
The first is from Karen over at NouvelleBlogger, who put me in line for this:Obviously, super-cool. Thank you, Karen! Karen and I met in prison and I highly recommend her blog. [Ahem. The link's right up there.]
I also received this from Deb at Debbie Does Drivel:Wow! Thank you, Deb! Deb and I connected through HumorBloggers.com and her blog is hilarious. [OK, those are the only two places you have to go. I'm not asking that much, am I? Seriously, it's a little late in the evening to be playing this hard to get.]
Now, I know there are all sorts of rules and obligations that come with these awards so I've sent those files over to the legal department where a couple of highly trained and appropriately degreed women are "reviewing" them, which I think in actuality means "removing all the paper clips, scattering the papers all over the desks then stomping down to the break room to sit at a plastic table, drink Tab and sullenly flip through Us Magazine while grousing about how it's just plain unattractive when young, female celebrities allow themselves to get so damn skinny!"
Thanks again, Karen and Deb! Sally Field moment!