There are a great number of cleaning products under that sink.
Hey Anna, you Writer, Comedian, Innocent Bystander you. (Not very sure about the the third label there) I did my best to play along with your Meme challenge. I even linked you up and everthin'.
I hope you're happy.
Love,
Rick
P.S. Word verification this time... "pribabsy." Mean anything to you?
Hey, at least the Unknown Pumpkin can get another job. I heard the Unknown Comic is working at the Reseda Ralph's bagging groceries( okay, I don't really know that to be true as I just made it up).
One day your up the next your down just ask Leif Garrett. Now if we can only do that with some of the other "stars" whose 15 minutes are up. Right, Trisha and Ryan Sutter??
Word verification: diameeld Which I think is what my wedding ring is actually made out of.
I'm giving one of my pumpkins this year a Tom Selleck mustache, inspired by your recent homage to that great facial appendage. But hubby insists on carving up the orange orbs no sooner than Thursday. So they will be "fresh". Whatever. Jerk makes me wait 'till Dec. 25 to open presents, too. Spoilsport.
It is a tuff world out there for a brown bag. Always getting threatened to be replaces with a green bag or younger, newer plastic one. Maybe you should try sending him to rehab...that should just start his career? Maybe he got hooked on huffing the solvents under the sink?
Man, now I have reusable tote bag guilt. I feel the brown paper bag's pain, man. Send him to me, I'll make him into one helluva Indian vest for the kids. There is life after Unknown Comic Pumpkin. Damn Hollywood and their typecasting.
hey, if you put the fridge picture first and the halloween picture second, you'd have the makings of a hit screenplay. the pitch: there's this bag, see, he starts out humble, a real nobody, gets no respect, but he's got big dreams, so he busts outta the cold and chases his dream from door to door. he meets up with this pumpkin and they hit the road. it's a buddy pic, i see will smith as the paper bag, seth rogen as the pumpkin, and thandie newton as the babe who answers the first door they knock on when they go trick or treating.
'They' say that Hollywood is a horrible She *itch. 'They' must be right! [ha ha] Love your blog! It's so creative and funny. I laughed so hard I wanted to slap my mama. [lol] ♥ ∞
me again :) just wanted to tell you i went over and watched your stand up thingy on youtube. Hilarious! No i guess i need to go get a battle ship tattooed on my chest today :)hee hee
Anna Lefler is an award-winning writer and humorist and the author of THE CHICKTIONARY: FROM A-LINE TO Z-SNAP, THE WORDS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW (Adams Media, November 2011). Her work has appeared online at Salon.com, McSweeney's, TheBigJewel, MyPheme, FunnyNotSlutty and HumorPress. Anna's essays on modern motherhood have been nationally syndicated and her fiction has been presented onstage by WordTheatre Los Angeles. She has performed standup comedy in Los Angeles clubs including the Hollywood Improv, the Comedy Store, Room 5 Lounge and M Bar. Anna can also be found at www.annalefler.com, where she is trying to stop referring to herself in third person.
40 comments:
Dude, your grocery bag has holes in it.
Very funny post! Loved it!
it is hard to get a good gig that lasts.
FYI the word for your verification is:
spooki
interesting huh?!
What a great idea, dressing up your pumpkin! Where can I buy that costume?
There are a great number of cleaning products under that sink.
Hey Anna, you Writer, Comedian, Innocent Bystander you. (Not very sure about the the third label there) I did my best to play along with your Meme challenge. I even linked you up and everthin'.
I hope you're happy.
Love,
Rick
P.S. Word verification this time... "pribabsy." Mean anything to you?
Hah, I wasn't going to waste a granola bar on that crazy lady!
Thanks for stopping by again!
Word Verification: lowhap
What's the lowhap, chap?
Sweet. I have a new word. OMGWTF THAT IS SO AWESOME LOLZOMG!!!111!
Ok. I think I have your bag's twin in my utility room. Either that, or the cats just had a freaking hay day with it.
That pumpkin looks like a Detroit Lions fan at a home game. :)
Hey, at least the Unknown Pumpkin can get another job. I heard the Unknown Comic is working at the Reseda Ralph's bagging groceries( okay, I don't really know that to be true as I just made it up).
poor pumpkin, all naked now. very sad. ;p
Everyone needs a day job.
We haven't even picked pumpkins yet...am I a bad Mom?
Will you think better of me if I mention that if I'd gotten'm too soon they'd be balls of cooked pumpkin pie filling because of the heat?
I'm not sure why I'm asking these deep philosophical questions on your comment pop up...or how to spell philosophical...
FYI: holit
not very funny...litho would've been good though.
One day your up the next your down just ask Leif Garrett. Now if we can only do that with some of the other "stars" whose 15 minutes are up. Right, Trisha and Ryan Sutter??
Word verification: diameeld
Which I think is what my wedding ring is actually made out of.
Santa Monica is definitely not my hood.
Season 7 of Celebrity Big Brother coming soon ....
OMG - you are a hoot!
I'm giving one of my pumpkins this year a Tom Selleck mustache, inspired by your recent homage to that great facial appendage. But hubby insists on carving up the orange orbs no sooner than Thursday. So they will be "fresh". Whatever. Jerk makes me wait 'till Dec. 25 to open presents, too. Spoilsport.
It is a tuff world out there for a brown bag. Always getting threatened to be replaces with a green bag or younger, newer plastic one. Maybe you should try sending him to rehab...that should just start his career? Maybe he got hooked on huffing the solvents under the sink?
I think I know that guy...
Angie
"Nana's Box"
P.S. thanks for the add!
Man, now I have reusable tote bag guilt. I feel the brown paper bag's pain, man. Send him to me, I'll make him into one helluva Indian vest for the kids. There is life after Unknown Comic Pumpkin. Damn Hollywood and their typecasting.
hollywood is a very tough mistress.
You are crackin me up!!!!!!!!! :-)
HAH...only you..comedy with a brown paper sack! And it's seasonal comedy to boot. You're my hero!
I tried to spend my seven minutes watching youtube, but I couldn't get it pulled up... I probably put something in the address wrong. I'll try again.
Word verification describes me -
hande
Helen
BTW- I like Santa Monica. I used to have relatives there, but it has been many years since I was last there.
Yep - a star one day and just an old bag the next. Cute!
LOL! I haven't seen anything relating to the Unknown, in a long time.......very clever. :)
You have inspired me. From now on we are NOT carving pumpkins at my house.
We are cutting paper bags.
I'm sure my kids will thank you! :D
word verification: hystated. Perhaps that's what it's called when you bui. (blog under the influence..)
You lucky girl you, I'm giving you a blog award. I think you're a riot! :D
Poor Unknown Bagged Pumpkin Comic...one lousy gong and [wait for it...]
...his world turned upside down.
Baddum-dum. [gongggg]
haha
I keep my recycling under the sink too...but in a box. We go through a lot of recyclables. :o)
Oh my gawd. That poor pumpkin. Now I'm so depressed. That's it? That's life for a pumpkin? I always thought they went to pumpkin pie!
You crack me up;) The unknown comic was funny as he-- back in the day;) French
hey, if you put the fridge picture first and the halloween picture second, you'd have the makings of a hit screenplay. the pitch: there's this bag, see, he starts out humble, a real nobody, gets no respect, but he's got big dreams, so he busts outta the cold and chases his dream from door to door. he meets up with this pumpkin and they hit the road. it's a buddy pic, i see will smith as the paper bag, seth rogen as the pumpkin, and thandie newton as the babe who answers the first door they knock on when they go trick or treating.
Now your word verification is rolin. Which is what you nake me do. On the floor. As I am laughing out loud at your wittiness (is that even a word?)
At least he still has a job, right? You could have just given him the boot and stuffed him inside one of his brothers.
WV: nagonet - makes nagging your husband at work so much more efficient.
Personally, I think it had another 15 in 'em. LOL
'They' say that Hollywood is a horrible She *itch. 'They' must be right! [ha ha] Love your blog! It's so creative and funny. I laughed so hard I wanted to slap my mama. [lol] ♥ ∞
HiLARious!
Well, it's about time you put that bag in it's place.
: )
WOW... isn't that the TRUTH!
Poor pumpkin - it's a rough life! LOL!
me again :) just wanted to tell you i went over and watched your stand up thingy on youtube. Hilarious! No i guess i need to go get a battle ship tattooed on my chest today :)hee hee
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