More forceful than a Gungan energy ball...
More alluring than a Clawdite shape-shifter...
More savage than a Wookiee with low blood sugar...
And yet...
Romantic as Endor's emerald moonshine...
Playful as an RV full of Ewoks...
Smooth as Lando Calrissian's mustache...
Because babe-magnet is your destiny...
More alluring than a Clawdite shape-shifter...
More savage than a Wookiee with low blood sugar...
And yet...
Romantic as Endor's emerald moonshine...
Playful as an RV full of Ewoks...
Smooth as Lando Calrissian's mustache...
Because babe-magnet is your destiny...

Thank you to Melissa at The Betty and Boo Chronicles for including "The Cold 100" in her best-of-the-week roundup!
Thank you to This, That and the Other for linking up to my mammogram post. I really appreciate that - glad it made you laugh!
A shout-out to my friend Ocean (from Starbucks in Kauai)! Stay safe...