You Might Be Ready For A New Year...
(With Much Respect to Jeff Foxworthy)
If your left eye has been twitching since late March...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If your definition of "comfort food" has expanded
to include anything that doesn't bite you back...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If the most recent comment you heard
at the grocery store was "Nice bathrobe,"...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If your typical Saturday night has become
"Who's The Boss?" reruns and a good cry...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If you were recently ejected from
your place of worship for heckling...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If putting on your "brave face"
does nothing but spook your dogs...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If you've take to watching "The Shining"
because it helps you relax...
...you might be ready for a new year.
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Here's to a new year that nurtures,
protects and inspires us all.
Cheers, Everyone!
Love,
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(With Much Respect to Jeff Foxworthy)
If your left eye has been twitching since late March...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If your definition of "comfort food" has expanded
to include anything that doesn't bite you back...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If the most recent comment you heard
at the grocery store was "Nice bathrobe,"...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If your typical Saturday night has become
"Who's The Boss?" reruns and a good cry...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If you were recently ejected from
your place of worship for heckling...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If putting on your "brave face"
does nothing but spook your dogs...
...you might be ready for a new year.
If you've take to watching "The Shining"
because it helps you relax...
...you might be ready for a new year.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZvzUxfi_xUQZGkX7q3Uc1ausEWiPthSRe7UUzwA_PxzNuok-hQHpfuX_2QPNcwnK_8qql9tyXX2AQ9aRV7mn9Qev9VFOh68xcbx1qM4dR7rBlpISnt74M7EXCNYyUW5X7d0es_V0JF1MM/s320/ready+for+2010.jpg)
Here's to a new year that nurtures,
protects and inspires us all.
Cheers, Everyone!
Love,