Ha, that is scary. And a familiar sight since my very own uncle was the surgeon who reattached John Bobbit's penis. It looked very much like that, arriving on ice to the ER. Just add some dirt and grass.
Anna Lefler is an award-winning writer and humorist and the author of THE CHICKTIONARY: FROM A-LINE TO Z-SNAP, THE WORDS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW (Adams Media, November 2011). Her work has appeared online at Salon.com, McSweeney's, TheBigJewel, MyPheme, FunnyNotSlutty and HumorPress. Anna's essays on modern motherhood have been nationally syndicated and her fiction has been presented onstage by WordTheatre Los Angeles. She has performed standup comedy in Los Angeles clubs including the Hollywood Improv, the Comedy Store, Room 5 Lounge and M Bar. Anna can also be found at www.annalefler.com, where she is trying to stop referring to herself in third person.
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That's as good as the time I found two cans of refried beans in my shower.
I will not understand it with you, alongside you, on behalf of you. If you want.
You forgot to dip it in chocolate first!
Life is just like that sometimes!
That's not only confusing, it's plain old nasty.
Hmmmmm. That's all I've got.
I worry for you.
Bwahahaha. Just the laugh I needed.
bet it won't stay stiff for long! :O lol
Ha, that is scary. And a familiar sight since my very own uncle was the surgeon who reattached John Bobbit's penis. It looked very much like that, arriving on ice to the ER. Just add some dirt and grass.
Well, now if you can't find the hammer...
That just puts mental images in my mind, I would rather not have.
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