I'm Mommy and I Know It

A Musical Mother's Day Tribute, Yo

For those of you who have been on a self-imposed media blackout for the last six months or so:

1.  Thanks for making this your first stop on your pop-culture re-entry tour.

2.  You might be the only person in the world who doesn't know this song:

[If you can't see the video, please click here.]

In keeping with the spirit of Mother's Day, I'd like to offer my own version of this LMFAO toe-tapper.

This goes out with love to all the mommies!

I'm Mommy and I Know It

Yeah, yeah

When I walk to school, kids look at me like, darn, she’s cool

I bounce to the beat, workin’ that crosswalk in my Shape-Ups feet

They see me stroll, my tricked-out Bugaboo is how I roll

My kiddie humor is oh-so-droll

And just like Oprah, I’m in control

Child, look at these highlights

Child, look at these invites

Child, look at these nite-nites

Ah-ah, I wake up!

Child, look at that swingset

Child, look at that new pet,

Child, look at that what you get

Ah-ah, I wake up!

When I walk on the school yard, this is what I see

Everybody stops and they’re staring at me

I got tissues in my purse and I ain’t afraid to

blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it

I’m Mommy and I know it.

Yeah

When I’m at the mall, I nurse like a pro when I hear the call

When I’m at the beach, I put sunscreen on my baby’s cheeks

This is how it is, and on the side I got a jewelry-makin’ biz

We gotta fix the van but don’t be nervous

’Cuz no one fears me like customer service

Child, look at these highlights

Child, look at these invites

Child, look at these nite-nites

Ah-ah, I wake up!

Child, look at that swingset

Child, look at that new pet,

Child, look at that what you get

Ah-ah, I wake up!

When I walk into dance class, this is what I see

Everybody stops and they’re staring at me

I got tissues in my purse and I ain’t afraid to

blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it

I’m Mommy and I know it.

Check it out:

Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah

Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah

Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah

Do the juggle mom

I do the juggle mom

I’m Mommy and I know it.

Child, look at these highlights

Child, look at these invites

Child, look at these nite-nites

Ah-ah, I wake up!

Child, look at that swingset

Child, look at that new pet,

Child, look at that what you get

Ah-ah, I wake up!

I’m Mommy and I know it!