A Musical Mother's Day Tribute, Yo
For those of you who have been on a self-imposed media blackout for the last six months or so:
1. Thanks for making this your first stop on your pop-culture re-entry tour.
2. You might be the only person in the world who doesn't know this song:
[If you can't see the video, please click here.]
In keeping with the spirit of Mother's Day, I'd like to offer my own version of this LMFAO toe-tapper.
This goes out with love to all the mommies!
I'm Mommy and I Know It
Yeah, yeah
When I walk to
school, kids look at me like, darn, she’s cool
I bounce to the beat,
workin’ that crosswalk in my Shape-Ups feet
They see me stroll,
my tricked-out Bugaboo is how I roll
My kiddie humor is
oh-so-droll
And just like Oprah,
I’m in control
Child, look at these
highlights
Child, look at these
invites
Child, look at these
nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
Child, look at that
swingset
Child, look at that
new pet,
Child, look at that
what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
When I walk on the
school yard, this is what I see
Everybody stops and
they’re staring at me
I got tissues in my
purse and I ain’t afraid to
blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it
I’m Mommy and I know it.
Yeah
When I’m at the mall,
I nurse like a pro when I hear the call
When I’m at the
beach, I put sunscreen on my baby’s cheeks
This is how it is,
and on the side I got a jewelry-makin’ biz
We gotta fix the van
but don’t be nervous
’Cuz no one fears me
like customer service
Child, look at these
highlights
Child, look at these
invites
Child, look at these
nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
Child, look at that
swingset
Child, look at that
new pet,
Child, look at that
what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
When I walk into
dance class, this is what I see
Everybody stops and
they’re staring at me
I got tissues in my
purse and I ain’t afraid to
blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it
I’m Mommy and I know it.
Check it out:
Juggle, juggle,
juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Juggle, juggle,
juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Juggle, juggle,
juggle, juggle, juggle, yeah
Do the juggle mom
I do the juggle mom
I’m Mommy and I know it.
Child, look at these
highlights
Child, look at these
invites
Child, look at these
nite-nites
Ah-ah, I wake up!
Child, look at that swingset
Child, look at that
new pet,
Child, look at that
what you get
Ah-ah, I wake up!
I’m Mommy and I know it!
